February 2012
adrimnzr:
i wonder sometimes if david karp just like
while working he just stops
and freezes
and he just
“i run a website that is one of the most popular social networking sites out there right now
and people use it to post pictures of fictional homosexual japanese men fucking each other
and they call me daddy”
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
I thought I should make a deep and personal ask...
✞ Your religious Views? ✂ Have you ever self-harmed? Why? ✿ Relationship with your father? ❀ Relationship with your mother? ✩ Who is your most loved person? ♛ Have you ever been bullied? ☂ What is your sexuality? ☼ Who makes you the happiest? ♞ What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? ❄ What calms you down when you’re upset? ♥ Have you ever fallen in love? ✖ Had your heart...
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Watchjlybelly:
cosmictuesdays:
unlit-vogue:
Ian McKellen should be the voice of everything ever.
Pretty much, yeah.
CRYING.
Sometimes I cry because Castiel.
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post: omg look at this Sam and Dean moment look at how much they care oh my god look
me: tears everywhere I love them so much you guys their love is legendary crying
post: ...and this is why Dean and Cas don't love each other at all go home your argument is invalid ha ha ha Dean cares about Sam ha ha ha omg wtf even is your opinion Dean loves Sam more he hates Cas
me: *throws computer out window*
All I want out of the Oscars is RDJ to announce...
zqcumber:
I DID NOT KNOW I WANTED THIS.
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
quality blog: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
any blog really: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
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When Tom Hanks speaks
The world goes silent
An angel gets its wings
Daniel Radcliffe cries
God documents everything he’s saying
Homer writes an Epic Poem about it
Things I have learned about the Oscars solely by...
italktosnakes:
becausebrainyisthenewsexy:
Harry Potter didn’t win.
Nobody can find Benedict Cumberbatch.
LOL! Pretty much.
bluefactories:
martinfreejam:
joker
smoker
midnight toker
goldalines:
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
…leonardo dicaprio is the leonardo dicaprio of the oscars though
cjludd:
if gary oldman doesn’t win i expect benedict to drop out of the ceiling or some shit and grab the mike from billy crystal’s hands
and say “i’m going to, uh, let you, uh, finish, but, uh, gary is, uh, uh, quite, uh…… uh…….”
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djinndreaming:
look i’m not saying that if you’re homophobic you should’t follow my blog
but
if you’re homophobic you shouldn’t follow my blog
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
teacher: you, pass out these papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
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some-atoms:
What if tumblr doesn’t exist. It’s just something you’ve invented to justify your fandom obsessions, and right now you’re actually just staring at a blank screen and laughing occasionally.
cumberbuttz:
gary oldman wins best actor and they hand him benedict cumberbatch
sherlock-holmes-has-just:
completelycumberbatched:
youlowertheiqofthewholestreet:
There should be an award ceremony just for Benedict Cumberbatch. Just award him for his everything.
And the Benedict Cumberbatch award for Best Benedict Cumberbatch in a leading Benedict Cumberbatch role goes to…
Benedict Cumberbatch.
cumberbuttz:
i cant wait will next year we cant find martin freeman because hes too short
(this isnt even a joke it will probably happen)
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lonely-lovebird replied to your post: Decide to take nap before church Sleep for twelve…
Your incredibly strange face in your icon makes this ten times funnier to read because I picture you saying it….with that face.
OMIGOSH I went back to my post and looked at the face when I read it and, yeah, now I’m laughing
The Academy Awards 2012
prickedfinger:
The Sherlock Fandom:
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Decide to take nap before church
Sleep for twelve hours instead